I can't fall in love with this girl ( Read more... )

Baby Jesus eats his feet for you!!

Lipton soup! Lipton soup! All I eat is Lipton soup. And I take tea with my Lipton soup.
I go run to the bathroom so many times, a waterfall would be jealous.

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"I wouldn't be surprised if you already had a fight club." - Derek, roommate.

I bought the fight club jacket.

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This Valentines Day, I watch a video of a man's head being sawed off slowly and then held up.

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I saw Wedding Crashers for the first time ever, not counting the time I saw it in theaters. And it's still good. I think the hotel they filmed at is the same one from Fight Club

Chapter One... done!

Ok, I'm writing it down because it was a fun and memorable dream ( Read more... )