I'm losing weight and my hair's falling out.

I invented spoons! Throw some trash out the window. goodbye litter. Detective Leonard Lemur discovered a break in the case: Mrs. Leopard, the millionaire heiress corpse, had a birth mark on her lower paw that exactly replicated the shape of the Florida Keys. he thought surely This was a Clue. It wasn't. His morals would do him in some day. Throw ( Read more... )

What's that, little one? Have you got something for me? Any secrets to share as you zip by on your way, mr.sunbeam? No not today? Well then. I'll just imagine you something different then. Maybe something in a warm green; something friendlier than a sunbeam. Watching you makes the top of my eyes hurt sometimes. A mentally allergic reaction ( Read more... )

Some things are like other things which isn't always the same. That might mean something to someone someday. You ever feel more and more trapped inside yourself? In an expressive sense; meanwhile there are those occasional volts knocking your innards around as your soul collides against your skin gnawing for a way out. Hard to describe really. Been ( Read more... )

Found out the fuckers what arrested us did an illegal search & seizure. Dumb pieces of shit. Nice way to start a Tuesday -dragged out of a car, knocked around, handcuffed, felt up, slammed onto a car hood. Then standing around with your face on the windshield for a couple hours. Harris County cops are dumb pieces of shit. This one dogfaced bitch ( Read more... )

I remember open backseat windows, 8 Full Hours of Sleep once over the bridge and once back but this time was on a freeway going sixtie late at night, riding bitch seat to the women around me; the blonde, the spunky one, and the dark-haired redhead, Lauren, all vocal chords clogged with sound coming out because we couldn't shout the lyrics any ( Read more... )

Are these words I'm thinking with? Since when the fuck did that happen?

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Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||| 30% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism ||||||||||| ( Read more... )

I wish I could understand anything.

Not cut out for this world of men.