i have just finished watching the last ever episode of 'one foot in the grave' and like the ends of most comic greats, it was spectacular. i have seen it before, and know that it has been a long time since the end of it all, but it is such a moving episode. the end had me smiling from ear to ear, and the 'handle with care' by the travelling wilbury ( Read more... )

had a right laugh last night, gr8 fun was had by all. bumped into loads of different ppl, and had a scream in reflex, especially with robynne, we were jst acting like a pair of twats. i am now unable to say a word now tho, my voice is completely gone. i got some pics i wanna show, but dont know how to on here, so i shall need instruction from

yay, i got a A,B,C, more than makes me happy, more than i thought i'd get aswell, due to circumstances around the exam period. that means i'm off to portsmouth at the beginning of october! other than the handful of close mates that i'll miss, i say screw you to everyone! it'll be so nice to start afresh, even if i end up dying from smoke inhalation ( Read more... )

one of the questionable bonuses to alcohol consumption is the amnesia afterwards, causing all blame and guilt to dissolve...until you remember what you forgot. i have a terrible terrible feeling i did something bad, but not sure what. i remember four things so far, about last night ( Read more... )

leaning over the shoulder in front, you see the speedo, the pin slowly hitting 100mph. the wind is blasting by ur head, the music from your headphones is now obscured completely by the noise. the pin keeps rising, 110mph, and now your helmet is desperately trying to rip your head off, and pull it back at the same time. 120...knowing that the only ( Read more... )

we're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo, you can come to, to, to however that goes, yay, whipsnade 2moz

i hate sundays so much. nothing on tv, no-one can be arsed to do anything, the shops close too fucking early, people are miserable, there is absolutely nothing to do. if it rains on a sunday then it is even more depressing, if it is sunny, then, because i have nothing to do, i become even more depressed cos i cant enjoy it. 'sunday morning coming ( Read more... )

i am going to create a definitive list for the uses of gaffer tape. if i reach 101 then i will write a book, lets see if we can get to 1001, anyone out there please add to my list ( Read more... )

Finally, the new pope is trying to help solve society's biggest problem, and he might just be able to save the 'homie-sexuals' souls. good luck to him, the catholic church is showing that it can at last adapt and move forward, we no longer have to live in the backward society where weirdo's and wrongdoers get away with hell. Leave a comment

I envy those that sit in their houses, absorbing all that is projected to them through the Daily Mail, drinking their bitter social coffee, high on hate and ignorance, never worrying about how others feel, and always confident in their unwavering beliefs, reinforced by their selective senses- seeing only that that supports all they believe, never ( Read more... )