I have a circular neon green sticker and a nagging desire to stick it on my forehead.

But I'm at work, and I'm supposed to be above this sort of thing.

I do believe that I'm going crazy or something.  I must be the biggest mental case the world has ever seen, today.  In other words, I may or may not be suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.

I thought that I was coming down with a term paper-related head cold, some sort of bacteria that festers and grows in one's throat and lungs during the wee ( Read more... )

Cats.  I like cats.  I don't go looking for them, though.  They just appear at my doorstep and demand my attention.  This is going to be a long, long post about cats.  I am very content with the number of cats I currently have.  Two indoor, two outdoor.  Two in Milledgeville, two in Conyers.  However, that math does not equal to eight cats.  There ( Read more... )

My very own car is now owned by me.

Coming soon to a driveway near you!

As I log on my email,
I find a great surprise:
I have been nudged on LJ
before my bleary eyes!

Has it truly been so long
since last I scribed a post?
At least two weeks, but likely more
(Though I don't mean to boast.)

Life is good, just so you know
Though few among you may still care.
I've lost no weight, I've met no goals;
I lack exciting stories to share.

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I'm

I got lost in my own school today ( Read more... )

I wheezed along at a jog for an hour ( Read more... )

When I have a house, I'm going to sit outside on the porch and shave my legs on sunny blue days.

I have viruses.  I have malicious software.  I have trogans and tracking cookies and adware.  I have 540 bad things.

Don't read this post after me; you might catch something.