I've just been utterly lied to.

First, I would just like to get to know you ( Read more... )

Does anyone know how I go about getting the word "Synergy" removed from all existence?

Hi, my name's Taka, and I make my dog shit into a strap-on bum accordian.

Fuck was I thinking?

Sometimes I get confused between Scott Glenn and Donald Sutherland. I prefer the latter, but they were both in Backdraft. And both the best actors in said film - hence the confusion ( Read more... )

Does a Tesla Coil stop you getting pregnant?

I cannot stop listening to Journey.

Please

make

it

stop

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i like my body when it is with your ( Read more... )