I used to pull and weave and burn and now I tip and tap and learn what I was is no more and what I thought I would be never will become. tip tap burn pull weave learn. yearn. for the road again and the air again and the hair that fell out yesterday down the drain. to wonder and wander what it was when naivete ruled and no forked tongue stuck no ( Read more... )

I haven't been able to finish a novel in months.

Why did I start reading the new 1000+ page Thomas Pynchon novel last night?

funny how just yesterday, during my first radio interview, I was asked what was the most difficult thing to review on Consumatron. I told him it was the Mediatron reviews, because I want to be honest about what I think about the end product, but I also have the utmost respect for anyone out there putting their time into creating something positive ( Read more... )

Is a burrito a sandwich?

Worcester Superior Court Judge, Jeffrey A. Locke ruled no.

No wonder we never see any county Superior Court cases get made into movies.

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To the three guys in the little red camaro who have bad aim and weak arms ( Read more... )

..., turns it on and says to himself, "when the hell did I take that picture of a leaf?" A few seconds pass until the man realizes that that's no leaf, it's a beautifully shaped puddle of leaked liquid crystal. The stem from which the leaf is bursting is a crack in the surface of the screen. The man then wonders what possibly could have happened ( Read more... )

To the thrift-store douchebag who stole the back wheel off of my bicycle last night: I hope the five dollars you get from selling it on Maxwell St. was worth your effort. That's almost what minimum wage feels like.

Joints immediately creak when I walk in here.

Must be something in the country air.

Writer's block is a state of mind that has seceded, so I thought I'd come back and visit.

I'll be treading lightly, but I'll be here.

iI've recently received a few e-mails from people who I haven't communicated with in a while wondering where I've been. I thought I'd throw together this handy reference to my online life (remember when that would have been called "cyber life?" The nineties were so lame) for those of you concerned.

How to find me:

-Consumatron.com - The primary ( Read more... )