Okay, "Snakes on a Plane" is phenominal.

So, after last night's impromptu "Don't Fear the Reaper" cow-bell performance while I was working I have come to the following two conclusions ( Read more... )

Okay, since I haven't updated my lj this month, I'm just going to update in the form of a bulleted list.

• Moved into my new apartment. It has a guest bedroom with a half bath. VISIT ME!
  
  
• Went to the lamest July 4th party ever on a private beach. Ended up in a millionaire's wine cellar.
  
  
• Went to Summerfest in Milwaukee and saw Foreigner. It was ( Read more... )

Check it. The Power Rangers had a show in Chicago and they came into Trader Todd's (where I work).

Also check it. I almost quit yesterday and walked off. Todd is a dick.

...I've got pink eye.

( Some random pictures from work )

Hey, just so everyone knows, I am not updating or communicating regularly because I am currently renting out an apartment in the 11th (Dante was fucking wrong) circle of hell... The Hell of Eternal Work.

That being said... Dr. McNinja is amazing. If The Game Geek's Retro Review segment had been in a comic format, we would be internet celebrities.

So, I just got back to my apartment after 5 days in and around Carson City, NV. Erin and I stayed at this awesome hotel called The Gold Hill Hotel. We ended up there last summer and had a pretty terrifying ghost experience... so naturally we went back and stayed 2 nights ( Read more... )

So, I drove home from Ann Arbor today (Erin has gradumanated)... and all was going well for getting to an appointment I had, until I ran into the Immigration protest (apparently one of the largest in the nation). While I will gladly suffer through the inconvenience caused by this rally, it still sucks that those in support of their cause have to ( Read more... )

What follows is a one-sided exchange I had with a group of ghetto-blaster kids on my way back from the Red Line stop today:

--Begin--

GBK 1: Haha! How's it going Ashton?!

GBK Group: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GBK 1 to GBK 2: *High-Five*

--End--

Were we all so lame when we were in High School? I THINK they tried to insult me by insinuating that I ( Read more... )