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[kevin__smith]

[This journal is part of the must_be_pop universe. It is a work of fiction and not meant to serve as a representation of the real Kevin Smith, director/writer/God-like person in my eyes. I am not Mr. Smith. I have no connection to him other than hero worship and a love for dick and fart jokes. Following this handy link should clue you in.]

Comments

[schwalbach]

Next to Schwalbach grinding up on my jelly

I'm glad you like it, considering I don't plan on stopping.

[kevin__smith]

I may have just made a heeeeee sound. Don't tell anyone.

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[schwalbach]

I've heard that before :-X

[kevin__smith]

Should be Harley's middle name. ;)

[karen_o_isis]

Mr Smith,
I'm friending you because I love you.

Karen
xxx

[kevin__smith]

Ms. Isis that was a lovely thing to say. There is a lot of Kev to love.

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[karen_o_isis]

I can handle it.
(I work at Isis, my name's Karen Overton) *giggles*

[summer_phoenix]

Well look who's decided to finally show up!

[kevin__smith]

I had to promise a lot more sex to Jen in order to use the computer. It's not a bad deal but it pains me to be objectified like this.

[schwalbach]

You poor, poor thing.

[ex_deltoro71]

why are your movies so horrible

[kevin__smith]

So people like you can watch them and then ask me that question. Then I can sit back and weep over the fact that you'll never be cast in one due to your dislike of my work.

[johnny_depp_]

why is jay wearing my coat in your icon? hi ;)

[kevin__smith]

All the rumors about him being an addict are false, basically he's a petty thief.

Hello there.

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[johnny_depp_]

.......... been taking lessons from winona has he? and addicted to what? sexual intercourse?

hope you're well, sir!

[kevin__smith]

I think we're all addicted to that on some level. His vice has been heroin and he's been in rehab and that is a very kick ass thing. It took a long time to get him there so I'm thankful.

I'm very well. Yourself?