Kevin writes and writes and I just observe. There's nothing I'd like more than to write about my family, my loves, my life--but that's not going to happen. I write about other people. Or, well. I used to.

Instead I give you ( a picture of the family )

( I do. )

Happy Birthday, darling. Tonight I'll sing for you, à la Marilyn Monroe.

I love you.

I'm the worst wife imaginable. Really. Shoot me. Or tie me down.

Have I mentioned how sad I am that Jason hasn't asked me to marry him yet?

Hi, Kevin. :-*

It's true.

I really need to be better about this. Eliza asked me to update, so here I am. There's not much to say. I've been back here awhile now and I mostly just watch things. I've been doing some thinking and I'm going to post about it tonight. If I don't post tonight, I give Eliza permission to hunt me down and do horrible things to me ( Read more... )

Did you really think I could stay away?

I hear Affleck came out-- of hiding. Good boy. I also heard a rumor that he's throwing a party on the plantation and we may go. This should be interesting. All I can say is-- I'm not so sure I want to see Ben running around stark naked. Granted, he has seen me in all my glory, but really-- Who hasn't ( Read more... )

I have AIM. jokinglyjen Use it wisely.