Mhmm, The clouds rollin' by ( Read more... )

Panorama lost in viewfinders camera's shots ( Read more... )

Person 1 ( Read more... )

My mother: I went to the bar there was people doing teriyaki!
Me: Karaoke?
My Mother: yeahh?

Ever heard the story of Baby Busta Burroughs? As a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib, Fell down, and I bumped my head. Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head I said "Yeah, I had my first whirlwind of backwards VCR memory lane". I saw my own conception. Turns out I was a product of a gang bang. My mother was Susan Denise ( Read more... )

mhmmm.

I'm at the Doctor's. It is ten AM. I am right on time for somethingg for the first tiime in like months. The nurse asks me about life, oh blah blah blah shooting the shit to pass the time talk. As she take's my pulse she stops talking. I can't hear it? I laugh. She asks does that happen a lot. I laugh again and tell her how my friend has ( Read more... )

Get debit card ( Read more... )

Today I laid in bed all day with Brittany literally except for a few minutes when we went to Market Basket and bought stuff so we could make Shells and Cheez wiz. I guess I forgot to pump my tire up when before I left so when we came back he was on the prowl for me. He couldn't understand how I forgot when he told me twice today. lol. So I fill it ( Read more... )

Chelsey Lately is ridiculous!