17) People who use the word "Orientated" or "Orientating." These are versions of a root word that does not exist. If I am in a forest with a compass and a map, I am not going to try and orientate myself, because I will, without a doubt, remain lost, and unsure of my position with regard to any longitude or latitude. I will, however, with any of the ( Read more... )

Sweet! My Anthro Prof must have curved the grade for our class, because percentege wise, I ended with an 88 point something, but ended with an A- for a final grade! Even better yet, this stupid class didn't lower my overall GPA, which is more important ( Read more... )

16) People who drink gatorade while not doing anything active.

My conducting class with Kypros got cancelled! Damnit!

Its almost July, and the Detroit Tigers have a winning record. wow.

1) Southern Accents (and usually the people that speak with them ( Read more... )

God bless the United States Judicial System. Come on, lets all go touch children.

Overnight power outages are not cool when you have homework due the next day.

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens ( Read more... )

I managed to only go six days as an out-of-work piano teacher.