My beautiful, blushing bride left me for the Dean of my department. This is certainly going to make brunches a little more awkward--almost as awkward as the spelling of the word "awkward." Nobody needs that many doubleyous. I just wish she had taken the child with her ( Read more... )

In the words of the mighty Electric Light Orchestra, "I'm alive ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back. I'd like to apologize to everybody who signed up for my Spring Semester courses, because I had to lay low for a little bit and fake my own death. In my time away, I took it upon myself to grow a soul patch. I just thought it was appropriate, was all ( Read more... )

KEVIN WINCLOUD, INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN ANTHROPOLOGIST, DIES AT 45 ( Read more... )

Wow, I can't believe it's another year of classes! The summer went by so fast, and I don't even remember teaching summer classes. I mean, I know I did--only because I posted it here and got a hefty paycheck--but I can't actually remember ever showing up at my classes ( Read more... )

After a brief month-long holiday to Europe, I have returned refreshed, reinvigorated, and rested. Unfortunately, I did not make a lesson plan for my Summer courses. Then, an ingenious idea--my anthropology syllabus for the summer would be as follows: Every student must buy a copy of my book, "On the Expensive-Tissue Hypothesis: Independent ( Read more... )

It's been some time since "CoolMike" and I had our falling out. My fanclub, Kevin Wincloud's Junior Anthropologists, has been going without a president. I'm pleased to announce, though, that a new president has arisen. Her name is Katy "Geoffrey the Giraffe" Daniel ( Read more... )

That's what the kids are all saying ( Read more... )

Hello and greetings, students. Back in lecture for another semester, and boy are my arms tired ( Read more... )

Well, it's about time for me to go back to the University and teach my award-winning Anthropology Class...the time sure does fly, and I am dreading going back. I hate it there.

Here is, in pictures, some of the things that happened over break.


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