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Kev is Going to Hell
So Kev and I were leaving Publix this morning before I went to church (he did not). I took my hand sanitizer out of my glove box and applied it to my hands. Kev asked why I was doing this so I told him that I found a kid crying by himself in the store because he had dropped his toy car while he was stranded in the cart. So I bent down and got it ( Read more... ) -
The time Kev yelled at the Ice Cream Man
So Kev and I are driving into the apartment complex the other day, windows down, and we hear this overwhelming icecream truck opus. This music was for real. We pass the truck.
Kev: "Turn that crap off!" (to the ice cream man) -
The time we played Royal St. Doo-doo
Kev had a sweet deal to play a course called Royal St. Augustine for $16 yesterday so we obviously went to play it. All we knew was that it was supposed to be a really difficult course. So we get there and words cannot explain how ridiculous this course was. It was by far the most difficult layout I have ever played. And to top that off, it was not ( Read more... ) -
The time Kev emailed Panther Creek
So the course that we played this weekend was not exactly great. The greens in particular was sickening despite what we were told in order to get us out there It would not have been upsetting, except that for the same price we could have played our favorite course in the area ($40) Kev in particular took it to heart. See pervious entry for his ( Read more... ) -
Standard
I'm studying, Kev walks in the door:
"Dude, you know what I'm thinking? We should go booze, then thickburgers." (Hardees) -
Freaking Doughnuts
Matt brought some company to town for the Florida/Georgia game so we went out that night. Obviously, I slept late.
Kev pokes his head in my room:
"Dude, it's so unbelievably nice out, we should hit balls (golf balls). Plus, we got doughnuts out here."
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The time we went to Publix
So Kev and I are in the Publix parking lot, when traffic totally stops. The guy ahead of us is determined to wait for a close spot. And he does. To top it off, the guy backing out takes entirely too long. After literally minutes, the guy gets his spot. Amazing. We pass him ( Read more... ) -
The time we went to Hardees
Kev and I were both starving, so the obvious thing to do was go to Hardees and get thickburgers and mint shakes. We're ordering our food and Kev is being really difficult and rude with the girl, when he tries to save himself by saying "Sorry, my roommate is really hungry." We pounded the shakes on the way home, and they were not good. Kev is ( Read more... ) -
Intro/ The time we went to Polo.
This will now serve as the homebase for Kev Stories. I will no longer post them in my LJ because Kev's adventures deserve an entire site of their own. So make sure to friend this LJ and please share this wonderful site with others. As an intro to Kev, I'll begin with the time we went to Polo in St. Augustine.
I come home and Kev is taking a dump in ( Read more... )