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Road Trip Meme

Jun 15, 2011 15:34

The Road Trip MemeSummer is upon us, and that means a good chunk of people are now spending their newfound free time cramped in a small metal box on wheels to find some fun somewhere else. But even just short trips across a town can have hazards, and if you would rather deal with road hazards on the web instead of real life this is the Meme for you ( Read more... )

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Death the Kid | Soul Eater | Somarium (optional) | 1 soulsymmetrical June 16 2011, 03:29:19 UTC

[well vacations are nice. also will be reading.]

Placeholder tag and 3 origamikillah June 16 2011, 03:56:47 UTC

[How did they get eloped.

No seriously how did they do it.

But the more frightening question remains: is Patti the one driving here?]

Best. Placeholder. IN THE WORLD. Also 6 at some point. soulsymmetrical June 16 2011, 04:18:24 UTC

[yeah, dear hubby over here isn't driving because really. do you want him to? he would be a fine driver, but then he would keep looking and noticing everything that is wrong outside the window and he is already irritated because despite spending 5 hours on organizing their luggage he could not fit this one piece perfectly so it was sticking out at the top.

tl;dr they were screwed from the beginning either way.

regardless, he's glancing over at the dash and noticing her speed.]

Patti, you are going 20 miles over the speed limit.

we don't even need to roll for a 6 origamikillah June 18 2011, 05:29:46 UTC

I am?

[Wife glances over at the dash, noticing her speed.]

Oh, okay~!

[Most people, noticing they were going that fast would slow down and drive more cautiously. Patti, after seeing what her speed was, decides to go even faster.

Psh, going only 20 over is for wimps.]

seriously we don't lol soulsymmetrical June 18 2011, 06:52:12 UTC

[SUDDEN ACCELERATION-]

-Patti, what are you doing!? Slow down!!

2 awesome yinblack June 16 2011, 04:31:30 UTC

[DRIVING I GUESS nevermind he's only sixteen--

also glancing from time to time to the GPS just to make sure they're going the right way okok]

soulsymmetrical June 16 2011, 04:37:39 UTC

[-lol I did kind of set it up that Kid would never drive huh...OOPS.

he'll just be reading, enjoying the silence.

page flip.]

You know it will tell you when you need to turn.

......1 yinblack June 16 2011, 06:11:09 UTC

Oh? That's helpful.

[driving lalala /rolls

and something from the engine just exploded, the car swerving slightly till coming to a dead stop.]

.. That's not good.

............it had to be *1* soulsymmetrical June 16 2011, 06:24:37 UTC

[that was definitely an odd "HERK" sound that Kid made as he was jerked a little from surprise by slight swerve.]

What just happened!?

[better yet? they're like out in the middle of nowhere. dirt and dust everywhere sob.]

6. |D gangstaspeak June 16 2011, 07:05:38 UTC

[...Yep, you're probably the one driving here Kid. How else would you have let this hitchhiker into your car?]

I know you jus' picked me up off the road an' all... but can you seriously do that, man?

[Vague motions to the book and to the road go here.]

So fitting. soulsymmetrical June 16 2011, 07:09:37 UTC

[...well this is. hm. HM. good question. CAN he? oh wait he's a death god he can do anything-]

I'm almost finished with the page. It's a skill I've mastered over the past few weeks, so you have nothing to worry about.

gangstaspeak June 16 2011, 08:57:52 UTC

Jus' 'cause you been doin' it for a coupla weeks ain't mean you a master of it.

[...IDEA.]

Lemme drive for ya! [And just reaching over for the wheel now.]

soulsymmetrical June 16 2011, 09:03:25 UTC

[INSTANT SMACK TO THE WRIST.]

Do not touch the wheel while I'm driving! Don't you know how dangerous that could be!? It would make everything unbalanced!!

[a breath as he stares at the road again.]

Besides, even though I agreed to take you to your destination, that doesn't mean I'll allow a complete stranger to drive my car. My insurance doesn't cover it.

gangstaspeak June 16 2011, 09:51:09 UTC

[And he pulls back.]

Prob'ly ain't as dangerous as you readin' that stupid book while drivin' the whole time.

[Lets out a bit of a grunt after hearing Kid mutter.]

Ain't like I'mma go an' crash the thing, you know.

soulsymmetrical June 16 2011, 19:26:05 UTC

I told you, I mastered the art so therefore you have nothing to worry about. [but he puts the book up anyway because he can't very well read with someone like this guy as his passenger.]

I don't even know if you can drive. Why were you standing out there, anyway?

gangstaspeak June 20 2011, 15:09:36 UTC

Was out at a party las' city over, yo. Ended up crashin'. My friends prob'ly thought it'd be hella funny to ditch me. Figured I'd get a cab back, then I found out I was low on cash.

[He punches his fist into his palm and cracks his knuckles.]

I'mma show 'em what's funny when I get back.

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