have you ever blown a bubble (gum bubble) into your eye?

well, it REALLY FUCKING HURTS.

i guess everything really is all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye.
goddamnitttttt.

the blue grotto is NOT one of the seven natural wonders of the world. THE PEOPLE WHO WORK ON CAPRI LIE. ridic.

and why am i always sick in italy...i never get sick at home. goddamnit.

http://www.under-tec.com

hahahaaaa, my life is now complete. you are all getting a pair for the next appropriate holiday. get psyched.

since I'm going to italy in 5 hours, I should probably do some more packing.

whyyyyy in the lord's name does serena williams wear huge clunky earrings that slap her in the face every time she takes a swing? that's just SILLY. i couldn't even watch her because all i thought about was how much that much kill her ears.

google has multiracial jumpropers over their logo for today's holiday. they are pretty darn creative.

today I read in the paper how the newest plastic surgery trend in brazil is "toe liposuction." i was so weirded out by this that i did some research on the procedure ( Read more... )

strawberry dark chocolate hershey kisses taste like bad medicine. way to put a damper on my christmas stocking, hershey.

the orange ones are good though.

plantar fasciitis = misery!

it hurts so much that i had to look up the spelling so i could tell you about it. ha.

never eat a whole container of icebreaker sours in one sitting because that's what I just did and it was seriously the most painful experience of my life. worse than my kidney stone last week. i felt like someone poured about five containers of bleach over my organs. eek!! you have your warning.

WHAT SHOULD I BE FOR HALLOWEEN: THE GRINCH OR A PREGNANT NUN?
OR IF YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA PLEASE LET ME KNOW.