yesterday I bought a box of raisin bran. and GUESS WHAT?

IT HAS NO RAISINS IN IT!!!!

they forgot the raisins!

I'm writing the company a letter. I better get a year's supply of free cereal or something equally awesome.

unacceptable!

I got my abroad acceptance this morning, so that means that I am officially going to Florence next semester! sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

today I was in a dressing room at the gap when all of sudden this admittedly adorable little boy who looked about four or five catapulted over the dressing room door and into my stall. he landed on the carpet with a monstrous thud while I just stood there shocked in my half-naked glory. then I started cracking up--it was just too amusingly ( Read more... )

who wants to go to the beach with me tomorrow?? you know you want toooooooooo!!!

I want someone to kill me NOW. this has been my life this week: wake up from psychedelic, disturbing dream. turn off AC and put on two pairs of sweatpants and bury myself under 3 or 4 quilts. take medicine. fever goes down. wake up bathed in a dripping, violent, warlike sweat, complete with right eye crusted shut. angrily remove layers and go lie ( Read more... )

I now have pink eye. I got kicked out of work at 10am. when I write "kicked out," I write in literal terms. carol shoved me out out the door and started aggressively spraying me with windex or something and told me, in slightly more kosher terms, to get the fuck out of the office. (since windex, as we all know, has been known to work wonders on ( Read more... )

my brother just came up behind me and put his hands over my (open) eyes really forcefully and did the whole "guess who?!" thing ( Read more... )

on monday, I woke up a bit late for work, so I called and told them I had a bad stomach flu to excuse my lateness. yesterday, what do you know, I actually GOT a stomach flu. yuck yuck yuck. that, my friend, is called HORRIBLE KARMA ( Read more... )

in two minutes I am going to the madonna concert for freeeeee, bitches! you know you are jealous!!!!

So I have realized that sitting at a desk for 55 hours a week is a surefire way to become obese. no wonder america is so fat. I eat more healthily at home that at school too and exercise the same amount and I still feel disgusting now. I've decided now that when I am choosing a career--no matter how appealing it sounds--I will cease to pursue it if ( Read more... )