you've got to be kidney.

[kfshiner]

*warning. at certain points in this entry, things get kind of gross and involve my bodily functions. sorry. this is how I choose to cope.

Two things happened last weekend that sucked.

First my hard drive crashed. Poof, gone. So there’s a couple hundred dollars more that I can’t afford. Naturally, its just past the warranty. Even worse, it freezes

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urethra franklin returns.

[mishkeyleroo]

we're getting old. that's what this all is. (we need to talk. i'll explain further. name the time and place, pool key.)

[anonymous]

I hope you'll be feeling back to normal soon. That story really was sort of fascinating with all that you have to go through if you get kidney stones.

Though this story is detailed, I can't help but think kidney stones are a code word for something else. Like Junior Mints or something.

Also, Dan was right about the X-men movie. It suuuuucked. You should put it near your urethra and watch it pull the stones right out.

Eurethra! You've got it!

[mm511]

Sorry. I was trying some pun with Eureka-urethra, but I'm just not up to my former punning standards. I was even going to try to work in Eureka's Castle, like Urethra's Castle or something, but... I just don't have it in me. /sigh

Anyway, feel better! And just so you know, my grandma passes a stone like, once a month. She's got it down to an art. Of course, she's my GRANDMOTHER, which makes her, like, 65... and you're, like, not 65, but... eh, you're just getting a head start. Or something...

I miss our dinners at Shelton. And you, too, of course. Is it odd that I'd kill to return to the BU days?

Re: Eurethra! You've got it!

[kfshiner]

aw. i miss those dinners too! also i like 'urethra's castle.' it's like there's a whole magical puppet world in my bladder.

[sandieshewrites]

ohmigoodness. i thought i had problems. (ask michelle about them.) i hope the passing goes okay...and that it never comes back.

why the heck are you supposed to drink beer? it makes you pee more?