whats with this skinny leg jeans phenomenon?! and how long is this nonsense supposed to last?!? its all very upsetting and i refuse to partake.  that is all.

http://www.hemmy.net/2006/06/19/top-10-hybrid-animals/

the wolphin makes me sad for some reason. they all kind of do actually.

more random thoughts.

i have been watching previews for a scanner darkly since last summer and, being a huge pk dick and linklater fan, have been pissing my pants in anticipation since then. but its been a fucking year. what gives?! so annoying.  along those lines, i think i would like to picnic with keanu reeves. we would make sandwiches. he could ( Read more... )

*warning. at certain points in this entry, things get kind of gross and involve my bodily functions. sorry. this is how I choose to cope.

Two things happened last weekend that sucked.

First my hard drive crashed. Poof, gone. So there’s a couple hundred dollars more that I can’t afford. Naturally, its just past the warranty. Even worse, it freezes ( Read more... )

I just wrote an entry about the official WB Gilmore Girl message board/the Rori Gilmore Book Club and my subsequent moments of shame, but I deleted it because it made me sound even more pervy than usual. Anyways, much has occurred in my life during the last few months and I’m finding it difficult to start anywhere. So instead here are three things ( Read more... )

funny aside. i was writing up this agreement at work right, and basically just modifying a current client document for a new client, who just happened to be Larry flynt publications (which is funny enough). and so i was changing all the names accordingly, with the Find and Replace function of Word, to Larry flynt and such. i also thought it might ( Read more... )

proper entry. kind of. last night i had the best rice and beans but my chicken was dry. the meal was homecooked though - in my new apartment. i guess its not that new, ive been there for almost a month now. its in south park slope and i have a small flowering plant with succulent leaves that sits atop a nightstand i bought from lowes that mr. ( Read more... )

aw, i kind of wanted Shostakovich but stravinsky it is! i do however disapprove of the word "funky." my mother uses it all the damn time to describe the most random shit. like pharmaceuticals and upholstery colors. Drives me a bit mad.


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last night i got very very drunk at our office christmas party. it was at a nice restaurant and it was open bar, so that was cool. i'm also pretty sure i said some stupid things. meh. and then i woke up to go to work and found that my only option was to WALK from west harlem to midtown. and so i did. i got in at noon. i was pissed, and only like a ( Read more... )

as per michelle's suggestion, the following is a rendering of how i see myself. apparently.


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