So, you're making a USS Enterprise out of sexgadgetry. Dildos for the nacelles and a fleshlight for the main body. What do you make the saucer out of and which way do the dildos point?
Lead with the fucking wisdom. I read some bloviation on "Show, don't tell" and I wanted Ham sandwich before I got to her point and totally missed it. If any of the 11 of you want to read it, Ferret tweeted about it.
Ok If you thought Dr. Nazi and his Swasticopter (from Swasticorp!) were badawesome. Wait till you encounter Professor Hymen and her Menstrual-Cycle! [It will be thing]
As someone who has never been to any Con of any kind: Binge following Con-as-a-whole/ConCom/Board breakdowns over harassment/harassment policy enforcement fails is my guilty pleasure. I know those are real people's lives going on in there but it's my reality TV show.