So gerbils were an urban legend?

[kianmitchum]

I like to give credit where credit is due so while as much as I'd like to take the credit for such an extensive list I'd probably have to work in the E.R. or be speaking from personal experiences to obtain it.

A list of things found up people's asses Inspired by gahan_d's post of the coke bottle x-ray.

*A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax

Comments

[lavigne]

I'm reminded of the episode of House where a guy comes in with an MP3 player up his ass.

[kianmitchum]

I hope he had some really good tunes on it. Was it playing? I need to watch House more.

[bob_downey]

Holy shit.

No pun intended?

[kianmitchum]

Holy shit is right, I mean are people that desperate to get off? Some of them actually died from it.

[cassidykatiee]

ouch

[kianmitchum]

Which one? I was thinking more about the humiliation aspect.

[cassidykatiee]

all of them sound pretty painful. My ass hurts for them :\
But yes, I garauntee the humiliation aspect was a lot worse than the pain from said objects.

[kianmitchum]

I can't imagine winding up in the E.R. with something up my ass.

[sienna_g]

And I thought sitting on it made my bum hurt!

[kianmitchum]

Sitting on......?

[sienna_g]

My ass!

[kianmitchum]

I thought you were implying sitting on one of those items made your bum burn. ;)

[martinleegore]

Bloody hell...

[kianmitchum]

I'm seriously just as disturbed as you Martin.

[martinleegore]

The mind boggles. Though I do have to say points for the bloke (bird?) who used the condom. Those plantains get around, I've heard.

[kianmitchum]

That was certainly the highlight there was a comment in the blog about that. Funny "shit"