So gerbils were an urban legend?

[kianmitchum]

I like to give credit where credit is due so while as much as I'd like to take the credit for such an extensive list I'd probably have to work in the E.R. or be speaking from personal experiences to obtain it.

A list of things found up people's asses Inspired by gahan_d's post of the coke bottle x-ray.

*A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax

Comments

[g_bundchen]

NEEDLES?

[kianmitchum]

Yeah, someone please explain those to me.

:D

[jackshaw]

Well, Kian. Needles are these little metal things with pointy tips. People use them to make clothes and to close things with thread...

[kianmitchum]

Eat me.

[dt10]

Oof. That made me clench a bit.

72-1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion)

^^ WHO ON EARTH THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

[kianmitchum]

This person had a very large and sordid imagination, not to mention a strange childhood where his mother complained he was "anal retentive"

[dt10]

HAH! Well - I can't think of any other rational explaination for it. 29?! Oof. The turnip one, however, just made me laugh.

[kianmitchum]

It's hard to believe that rationalism doesn't exist sometimes.

[zgoodman]

This makes me nervous. I wonder what I might fall on while in the shower.

[jackshaw]

Dom :D

[zgoodman]

Dom wishes?

[jackshaw]

You know Dom and showers, Zachie.

[jackshaw]

There's something especially wrong with the baby powder can.

[kianmitchum]

Because they obviously had children.

[domwojcik]

ten inch zucchinis are hard to find.

[kianmitchum]

I know someone who thinks he may be one. haha

[domwojcik]

hahaha but at lease you got the cuck!

[kianmitchum]

No, mommy, I didn't mean to be bad, I'll quits smoking I swear!