So gerbils were an urban legend?

[kianmitchum]

I like to give credit where credit is due so while as much as I'd like to take the credit for such an extensive list I'd probably have to work in the E.R. or be speaking from personal experiences to obtain it.

A list of things found up people's asses Inspired by gahan_d's post of the coke bottle x-ray.

*A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax

Comments

[b_camilla]

Wow, that's so gross.

[kianmitchum]

I only posted so you'd comment it was gross.

[b_camilla]

Bullshiiiiit. But it was a total inevitability, because ew, ew, ew, ew.

[kianmitchum]

No, seriously, I posted thinking. "I can't wait for Cam to vomit."

[e_perkins]

Jesus Christ.

[kianmitchum]

You should have seen the baby jesus butt plug :-/

[elenoire_c]

I wish I could be surprised, but after hosting Sexline on MTV Italy where people used to call in to ask me sex advice or tell me of their sexual encounters, nothing astounds me anymore. There's some really creepy, and desperate people out there.

[kianmitchum]

I shouldn't be surprised either but some of that is really outlandish and sickening.

[elenoire_c]

Yeah it really is. Makes you wonder if anyone you know has done them but won't reveal it. haha.

[kianmitchum]

I'll now be eyeing all my friends very suspiciously.

[rose_mcgowan]

Ok, I'm as kinky as the next person, and twice as as most, but that list just frightens me.

[kianmitchum]

I figured this would catch your eye. ;)

[murray_chadm]

At least one of those dumbasses had the presence of mind to put a condom on that plantain. Can't say the same for the rest.

I've also heard a few stories about guys coming into the ER because they can't get their cockrings off. Hilarity.

[kianmitchum]

They were concerned about getting plantain rot? Yeah, it's all a bit bizarre.