So gerbils were an urban legend?

[kianmitchum]

I like to give credit where credit is due so while as much as I'd like to take the credit for such an extensive list I'd probably have to work in the E.R. or be speaking from personal experiences to obtain it.

A list of things found up people's asses Inspired by gahan_d's post of the coke bottle x-ray.

*A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax

Comments

[marylene_f]

My ass hurts thinking about most of these, but specifically the U-bend.

[kianmitchum]

So does mine. I think the number one thing mentioned has been the umbrella handle.

[jaredleto]

Honestly? Little curious about the peanut butter.

[kianmitchum]

Don't do it Jared. For the love of all asses.

[jaredleto]

Sorry Kian. My ass isn't as skilled as yours.

[kianmitchum]

I'm glad you learn by example. ;)

[barrymore_drew]

It wasn't Richard Gere but I think the gerbil thing is true? It was in some newspaper article. They stuck the gerbil up his butt with a toilet paper tube, it wouldn't come out so they lit a match, it ignited some gas and BOOM. One dude had severe burns and the other had a broken nose from the gerbil flying out.

I knew someone who worked in a ER and they said they saw a lot of broken bottles. And also a number of those stone eggs.

[kianmitchum]

Broken ones? That seems highly dangerous. My mom collects those stone eggs...

[barrymore_drew]

They don't insert them broken. They break while trying to get them out. Sometimes on purpose because of the suction.

What is your mother hiding?

[kianmitchum]

Right, I figured that but still you'd get cut. That's just....

Me actually. Should I come out of the womb now?

[kreukkristin]

I have a friend who told me about a patient who had to have an air mattress pump removed.

[kianmitchum]

That's frightening.

[kreukkristin]

It took them a good long time to take it out. Apparently he shoved it in and tried to turn it on to feel the vibration, I think. Or maybe he was trying to inflate his colon.

[kianmitchum]

Seriously why don't these people get off their asses (no pun intended) and visit a sex shop and buy a real vibrator?

[cintia_dicker]

I'm amazed at how some of that stuff can fit up there.

[kianmitchum]

A baseball? Yeah so am I. I don't know how anyone can be that loose. Where have you been?

[cintia_dicker]

Getting a brain transplant.

[kianmitchum]

Ahh I thought your icons and such were different but I wasn't sure.