So gerbils were an urban legend?

[kianmitchum]

I like to give credit where credit is due so while as much as I'd like to take the credit for such an extensive list I'd probably have to work in the E.R. or be speaking from personal experiences to obtain it.

A list of things found up people's asses Inspired by gahan_d's post of the coke bottle x-ray.

*A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax

Comments

[joshmpeck]

Painful.

[kianmitchum]

Understated.

[brmolko]

This reminded me of that Jackass episode where some guy decided to put a blue toy car up his arse.

[kianmitchum]

Ew, did he get it back out?

[brmolko]

Yeah. Basically, the whole idea was that he was supposed to go to the doctor and ask him what was wrong and he'd take an X-ray and see a car.

[nfielding]

I kind of wish I could unread this.

[kianmitchum]

You should travel back in time. That icon's from my favorite episode. :[

[nfielding]

I have to respect the imagination of it, but it all comes back to the fact I can't imagine anyone thinking it was a good idea. I'm always surprised when someone around here watches the Boosh.

[kianmitchum]

Right well desperate times call for desperate measures? I think the one guys was just like. "How much can I fit up here before I explode?" I seriously just read it once, posted it and didn't revisit the words.

I'm international so it's easy to stumble on things. I lived in London for awhile and fell in love with Boosh and Little Britain.

[vodianovan]

It kind of bothers me that someone had the plantain put on a condom first. What, was it cheating? Had it been a real slut before?

[kianmitchum]

Perhaps they were worried about that hard nubby end?

[vodianovan]

I kind of feel that the hard nubby end would just tear the condom.

[kianmitchum]

They make condoms pretty tough theses days and why aren't you stalking me on aim?

[abbiecornish]

Naked mud wrestling.

[kianmitchum]

That was random.

[abbiecornish]

Yes! It was.