I just talked to Chris. Why? it gives me yucky feeling, and I dont even liek him. shudder.

Focusingn onmy aweosm life. Borat is awesome, and een better drunk. Although barfing popcorn isnt the best thing eber.

Im drunk rigt nownin case thetre was onfusion.

Ok, so I finally completed the trifecta (as I like to call it) of internet vomit. From now on I will use the following for their various purposes ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up in a den of sin. Last night I drank at least 14 shots of jager and vodka and smoked a lot too. I did not throw up and I am not hung over. Robyn hypothesizes that this is because my liver is breaking down. She may be right ( Read more... )

Why is my life so confusing? Why are my emotions so out of control and ridiculously exagerrated? Why do I overthink everything?

All questions that I wish I could answer and solve. My life would be easier.

But I guess for now I'll just accept the ups and downs and try not to be so cerebral. Breathe in, breathe out.... none of this matters.

I got a new car. It's a 2000 Altima that my parents paid for ( Read more... )

Today is a mixed bag. First there were serious complications in my mission to go to the goddamn doctor. After an hour of phone calls and driving around, I have an appointment but missed my appt today. Blast ( Read more... )

My life sucks now. Long story short: I totalled my car. You probably already know this. I am ok, but my poor little Funky Spunk is destroyed. The future of my vehicle-havingness is in question. Padres wont be helping me get a new one, but they will be bitching at me heartily. Well, not my dad, but my mom. Ugh. I have a lot of things to say about ( Read more... )

My head hurts from smoking too many cigars. Not good. But it WAS fun. Ah nothing like the enlightening and hilarious combo of Lepp, Jakiel, and Greg to liven up a night. Is it weird that I refer to the first two (who I am actually closer to) by their last names and the last by his first name? Whatever. I enjoy the SCV crew, no matter how much I ( Read more... )

I don't have the energy for witty commentary. Instead, I give you a list. Today I ( Read more... )

Im so bored

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