"I'm 'oot playing with m'big balls. Cannae pick up, so tell me what you want. Dinnae know if I can help 'til you try me. Cheers th'noo."

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Callum realised that the only reason Braden probably answered the phone to him was because he wasn't in London. He was a safe distance away for sticking his nose in to try and talk him around with all the positives of the situation. What Braden forgot to deduce was that London was actually just around an hour's flight from Edinburgh, and with a ( Read more... )

LINK: Ach, got totally trashed on Ouzo... bad, bad move.

LINK: It never failed to awe him how easily his family rallied together with comfort when one of their own was having a less than happy time or experience, and he was thankful every day that his parents were randy enough to produce five kids.

LINK: Okay, ball jokes? Heard them all.