This is hilarious... I want to bid on it just to see how high it'll go.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5572432423&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

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I'm getting paid $7.05 an hour to sit here and tell dumb drunk stories with my boss. She's like 40 and I'm 18. We can't stop laughing at each other's dumb drunkenness. She once was driving to find a party with one of her friends and took a corner kind of fast and turned to her friend only to find out that her friend had fallen out of the car and ( Read more... )

Moving day. Blech. I wish I had my car, that way when I get homesick I can just drive home. No, my alternator decided to take a crap and now I have to be stuck in a four by four inch hellhole of a dorm with Miss Preppy. EW. I know, it's not sooo bad. But I could have gotten a cool roommate. So yes, it is bad.

Hey all. I just got back from the mini-gathering in Kansas, and I wanted you all to know about the shitty treatment we recieved at Worlds of Fun (an amusement park) This is the account of one of the guys in charge. Mad Hatter ( Read more... )

Lacey: look, my picture is quacking at you with an evilness in its ducky little heart.

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I just noticed that today is also Debra Messing of Will & Grace's Birthday. I love that show.

I made a mix tape last night because I had to drive my mommmy's car to work this morning and she doesn't have a cd player. To humor you (ok, well... me) I will make a list of what's on the tape ( Read more... )

I ate a gyro for lunch. Now I have gyro breath. Everyone, please. Back off.