...This is the strangest parade I've ever seen in my whole life.

Seriously.

HEY JAN, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CLOSED DOOR ANYMORE.I'm coming over. Bringing the unicorns too, because the pregnant one keeps poking the door with her horn and stuff, so I'm thinking they want to visit their cousins or something, or they just need an excuse to get out ( Read more... )

Shirts are all back, and I'm terribly pleased about that ( Read more... )

...my top is missing.

I'm not supposed to go around with only my bra on, right? At least I still have my jeans?

Damn, this is cold.

Someone sent me this through email:

Promised sugar letters your fire did slow
Across the latter how parents human promised music
Suddenly you disappoint least mischievous companion
Different different my way goes
My night very did respect
Fascinate to explain a purpose
Social at the hollow
Human how you make sugar few...Does that make any sense ( Read more... )

Well, this is a good time to come out of a drug-induced sleep.

Hey, anyone wants a lap dance?

Just a dance, anyway. I'll cut if anyone touches.

[Her mom's a preformer, that's where this's coming from.]

...Hey.

This isn't... OH NO.

THANK YOU OH SWEET ENGLISH, I SHALL NEVER THINK OF BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU ANYMORE.Arashi? The world's gonna end! I might as well tell you: You've already died. I got married a few months ago. And there's a bomb inside you that we need to remove ( Read more... )

Anak ng kabayo, ano to? Bakit.... ANONG WIKA ITO? NAMPUTA, DI KO MAINTINDIHAN SARILI KO!

Teka... naiintindihan ko. Medyo.

AAAAAGH.

Kelan pa ko natutong mag... mag... mag-hindi Ingles?!

HOY ARASHI, DALHIN MO YANG PAGMUMUKHA MO DITO! Ika-labindalawang gusali, ika-isandaang kwarto.*holding up a picture with these words ( Read more... )

Oh, dear me. ^^

Hey, Arashi!~ You owe me 15 hundred! When are you gonna pay up?

Oh, and welcome to the city!~