My mom just left me a phone message and at the end left the home phone number to call back. Is that not vaguely depressing or something? I mean, I call all the time... I live there too... I do know the number...

I'm signed up to sub in a keyboarding class at River Bend Middle School tomorrow. It said call in for special instructions. I called in: "This job is at Farmwell Station Middle School. Please report to Farmwell Station." Uhhhh...

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I just got a piece of banana in my Honey Bunches of Oats with Real Peaches. It blew my mind...

I'm pretty much the smartest person ever. Why? If you know the Veggietales tune "The Hairbrush Song ( Read more... )

No more beef and bean burritos for me. That plus drinking gatorade too fast. Oh man. I just burped three times. I mean, I BURPed. Like, the heavens shook type burp. It was amazing. Since you all wanted to know that... I'm working on chem prelab. Bleeeeah. The frequency of chemistry is juuuuust outside scott's bandwith, and thus there is ( Read more... )

i filled out my absentee ballot yesterday. it was exciting, if only because it was such a formal document and i used my spinny helicompter pen to do it

it's amazing how, just when you think you understand an aspect of yourself, you do or feel something completely contrary to what you thought you understood

Any ideas on how to have a cheez-it costume ( Read more... )

October 25th Demon Hunter's "The Triptych" hits stores. Sweeeet ( Read more... )