Haikus!

[kieran001]

Visual Basic is teh suck. What is better than visual basic you ask? Haikus about stupid jokes are better than visual basic.

For Witness:

With you, I am vexed
Premarital persuasion
Forgiveness is yours

For Tristan:

Pu Pu for two starts
my greasy loins quivering
My lust is sated

Greasy loins attack!
Some stains will last forever
Your soul dies

Comments

[_kria_]

And this is why I love you

[wicketsnatcher]

Fact: Visual Basic is teh awesome.

Comparison: Visual Basic is less awesome than QBasic.

Query: What class is that? Is it CS 151?

Gospel: Windows OT is now formatting your hard drive because of pr0n. Not necessarily pr0n on your computer, but the fact that pr0n exists period.

[_kria_]

Generally I heart you for being the only other mathy loser.
Generally I heartily agree with your mathy opinions.
This time, you have gone too far.

Visual Basic is not teh awesome. It is, in fact, teh useless.

[kieran001]

I am a sinner in the hands of a angry operating system...

It is CS 113.

[heronmarked]

When my girlfriend found out that you were writing me poetry she was not impressed. I, however, applaud them. They are well put and well thought out. I can begin to see a deeper meaning in them that just makes me want to read them more and more. I just can't get enough. Take me in a manly fashion.

[thepmpknking]

Maybe you haven't met our dear Philippe....if you had, you'd know he has about as much chance of taking you in a
-manly- fashion as something else that is highly unlikely does of happening.

[thepmpknking]

Also: the above comment was for you, Tristan, I just have very poor aim.

Also also: Robert Jordan is for chumps.

That is all.

[heronmarked]

You're for chumps!!

Yeah, that's really the best I could do.

[kieran001]

You're right Graham, I'm not manly enough to take Tistan in a manly fashion. However, I am manly enough to take you in a manly fashion. Mike tells me you are a deep sleeper....