My erotic X-mas.

[kieran001]

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 wicketsnatchers a-calling.11 maltlicks a-piping.10 thepmpknkings a-giggling.9 coyotessmiles a-tripping.8 _kria_s a-milking.7 mr_de_saussures a-ranting.6 commonboys a-smooching.5 pink angebunnies.4 squeezing dadangos.3 Icelandic hurrysundowns.2 terrapin ninthcircle80s.And a _jafa_ in a apricot tree.

Comments

Milking?

[_kria_]

All the possible verbs in the world, and I get to milk things?

[maltlick]

I do NOT pipe!

[kieran001]

But you play a mean skin flute.

[thepmpknking]

<---- is, in fact, giggling.

Like a schoolgirl.

[pistol_nick]

And I, for one, am not surprised in the least.

[commonboy]

Yeah. For reference, I don't smooch...

...On the mouth.

[coyotessmile]

Much as I'm all about the tripping (be it of the robo- or -balls variety), I am displeased to not be the ranting nancy-face.