Happy Birthday from the police - packet of fags on it's way along with a fob off letter from the police commissioner.
Happy Birthday from the council - there'll be an agressive builder round to sing Happy Birthday to you shortly.... Please find enclosed this broken floor tile and tap as a token of our esteem.
Happy Birthday from the dyke upstairs - we nicked your birthday parcels but it's the thought that counts.
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Happy Birthday from the council - there'll be an agressive builder round to sing Happy Birthday to you shortly.... Please find enclosed this broken floor tile and tap as a token of our esteem.
Happy Birthday from the dyke upstairs - we nicked your birthday parcels but it's the thought that counts.
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