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[kiffany]

Of all the things I thought I'd be doing today, I didn't think that I would have to decide whether my genitals look more like a flower or a cactus.

To get to the bathrooms in this particular restaurant, one must walk away from the main seating area, up a corridor and in to a little foyer. There are two doors - one for women, and one for men. On one

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[pottersaurus]

You've got such a knack for writing. I love the cactus/flower anecdote - something for the stand up routine, for sure.

There's something so poignant and melancholy about the last few paragraphs... it makes me want to be home again, taking off my make up and switching off the light.

[kiffany]

Thankyou, dear.

I have been very evil about not emailing you recently, haven't I? Rest assured that I have been 'keeping you in my thoughts', in a very non-creepy platonic way.

So - are you more or less tanned since you left Australia?