You'd think I'd have learned by now.

[kiiiiiiiitsuner]

I was going to check out this local concert with Jazmine tonight since she wasn't scheduled, and I was all excited to finally get another chance to spend some alone with her. Perfect chance to ask her to be my girlfriend, right? Well, turns out one of our coworkers is sick and asked Jazmine to cover her shift tonight, and Jazmine apparently "can't

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[crak_the_sky]

IDEA.

Say you are in need of a girlfriend. By her very nature, she will be forced to fill that need.

Problem solved.

[dwchang]

x2

THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!

[kiiiiiiiitsuner]

I like it.

You, sir, are a genius.

Ask her

[anonymous]

Maybe at a new year's party! With fireworks of course.

Anonymous brother