Jaejoong Is A Douchebag. Part 5.

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Jaejoong Is A Douchebag Part 5
Author: dong-bang @ kiiteruno
Pairings: Various. YooMin. JaeChun. JaeMin.
Rating: Overall NC-17. This part, R.
Genre: Bandfic. Smut. Angst (?). Humor. Chaptered. Longish drabble (~900+ words).
Warnings: Strong language. Devious!Changmin.
Summary: A story of unrequited love (not really), blowjobs (cause they're fun), bets (okay, only

Comments

[yuukihitohira]

MINE.

[yuukihitohira]

....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS WAS JUST. XDDD

CHANGMIN IS A SNARKY, FUCKING SMART BASTARD.

Jaejoong crosses his arms, holding his breath and biting his thumb as he tries not to laugh hysterically. He wants to recall the details, to study the size and shape and he knows he's a pervert and sitting at a salon right now and Changmin just sent him a picture of his cock.

LMAO YES JAE. YOU ARE A PERV, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ADMIT IT.

AND OF COURSE
"I hate waiting."

"I know. You're the king of instant gratification. Now keep your dick in your pants and be patient."

"Easier said than done."
sdjklfhldkjfhlsdkjfglhskjfhldkjh SECOND IN COMMAND PERV! CHUN<3

UGHHH, this story is giving me abs from laughing so hard, seriously XD

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Dying forever at your "second-in-command perv!chun" XDDD Like this is some kind of secret covert mission to get into Min's pants. ♥♥♥

[yuukihitohira]

LOL, but technically isn't it >8D?????? XD♥♥♥♥♥

[konzatsu]

bastard!min<3

[boomtrack]

Inorite? :3 ♥♥♥

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You and me both, honestly. XDD;;

[reallycorking]

OH my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd. lksadjfijd LAUGHING SO HARD ldsakfjeifj HE USED PICS OF HIS DOG TO THROW JAEJOONG OFF THE SCENT. This is ridiculous and amazing. T____T

(How are you still even using the word 'drabble' in reference to this fic, anyway?)

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SOB I was totally gonna have him just send the pic straight out but then I was like LOL WAIT Jae will so be on his toes by this point! XDDD So I had to do SOMETHING to get Jae to just totally casually open the dick pic in public with no like, worries that it'd even be anything bad XDDD Poor Jae just so got owned. :3

LOL idek XDDD I think I'll go take the drabble tag off this now XDD

[whosthat]

safdnsa;f omg brb

-inserts appropriate icon again-

slfkjsd;fj;sdjg /incoherent

[boomtrack]

LMAO I love your icon! ♥♥♥