NOT because she put that horrible harness on me and thought it was cute to stick me in the basket of her bike while she rode all over Sacramento right next to CARS!!!
BECAUSE I found out the food she feeds me, that I love, is from these GIANT birds and fish that would probably eat me first. Thanks for the Turkey, I hid the harness again.

Keriann is all light-headed from the vicodin so now is my chance to play with her new computer. I don't know if I like it since it takes my place on her lap too often. I may have to hide it along with all the hair ties I pull out of her hair. How many times do I have to tell her? No ponytails! Your head is a funny shape! Humans.

Last night Keriann ate some weird smelling food. I sniffed all over and couldn't find anything edible, but then she showed me this bright red chicken so I swiped that. Also she read somewhere that chickens get shivers when they listen to Pink Floyd, and has been playing all kinds of weird music to see if she can get a reaction. Like I'd tell her if ( Read more... )

I figure I'll keep using my myspace blog until I figure out why so many of you have live journals. In the meantime, here is news from the other half of my screen name ( Read more... )