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Today I went on facebook happy with my day. I logged off feeling like someone reached down my throat pulled my intestine out my mouth and tied it around my neck. (Please excuse the Friends reference ( Read more... ) -
January 15th, 2010
I woke up this morning and saw that my clock said 2:45. Seeing as my friend's party started at 3:00, it scared me. BAD. Running to get ready I passed another clock , and smacked myself in the face. It was then that I remembered that the clock on my nightstand is fast. TEEHEE.
As I was reading, and wasting my time, I realized I needed to work on my ( Read more... ) -
The Incredibly True Instances of School Life: Unicorns and Rainbows
The teacher's voice seemed only to be a low mumble as I daydreamed the class through, What a bore it was to think of atoms, and chemicals, and cells when you could think about unicorns, and rainbows, and wings! The thought that while some people's minds were dug into science books, and mine was flying through the sky amused me. As I was drinking ( Read more... ) -
The Incredibly True Instances of School Life: Extra Time
As she trudged up the steep mountain of stairs, she dreaded the thought of her next subject. How idiotic was it to play hour after hour of brain-washing computer applications when the victim had homework? Extremely. The thought of her comrades smirks as they turned in their homework, and herself with nothing to offer to the teacher was almost ( Read more... ) -
The Incredibly True Instances of School Life: Dismissed
As I was comforted by the light breeze Jaxon created with a fan made from out assignment, I still felt impatient as I waited for the slow hand of the clock to reach 3:05. When 3:00 arrived it felt as if the clock was laughing, taunting mebas it let the sports kids left. Now there were only 4 minutes. Each movement of the second hand got me that ( Read more... ) -
The Incredibly True Instances of School Life: Math Homework
She clutched her head in pain as the drill of math bore into her brain creating a dark and deep abyss of confusion and frustration. As the tool dug deeper into her mind, it disintegrated her intelligence till there was nothing but an empty skull... It's time for a break.