At this point in time, I feel I can safely claim to have some seriously rockin' firemaking skills. I kept a roaring one going for 6 hours straight last night, and I have kept today's lit and going since 4 p.m. for a grand total of 9 hours, and it looks like it won't be going out any time soon either. Woo!

Fellow drunks, I'm thinking about hooking up a bottle of absinthe pretty soon; if you're interested in splitting a bottle with me or something, drop me a line. We can throw ourselves a nice little Bohemian party, minus the pretentiousness and berets, but with all the drunkenness and mild hallucination.

Alright, kids, anybody who is wanting all (and I mean *all*, movies and specials included) of naruto needs to drop me a line, I got it burned off onto DVDs and can make copies upon request. I also am in the process of converting every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 I can get my grubby hands on into player-compatible DVDs, so if you want a ( Read more... )

I think Mellow Mushroom may be subconsciously making me want to mutilate myself. I come out with at least one cut/scrape/burn everyday, and tonight I nearly chopped off about half of the end of my thumb (straight through the nail with the bread knife of all things, too) while I was chopping some lettuce. Lemme tell you, that shit doesn't hurt ( Read more... )

Since everyone else is doing little election round-ups, I figure I'll give it a shot as well ( Read more... )

So I was poking around Best Buy for DVDs, and ran into the holy grail of horror B movies: "Killer Creature ( Read more... )

So I'm watching this "anime" series, Cooking Master Boy, and I can't tell what the hell is up with it. It has a Japanese theme song, but the dialogue is all in Chinese, as is the story's setting. I really can't tell if it was a Japanese show imported/redubbed into Chinese, or if it's a Chinese show and I've gotten a version that is only partially ( Read more... )

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I love the last lines in the bomb article, who the hell ricochets a tank round? I was under the impression they are designed to penetrate, then explode after about a foot or so. I hope the fisherman who nearly got taken out wound up with the shell (assuming it ( Read more... )

I just watched the new episode of Naruto, and damn if the new intro song doesn't suck huge ass. Whoever decided to drop the AKFG one should be beaten severely ( Read more... )

I am now a Goon.

I love my sister.