Funeral Arrangements

[kiliase]

If I die (looking for options, kids...write back with alternatives), I want to be buried with a small sealed plastic tube. Inside that tube, I will have a note for future alien/hideously evolved human archeologists. It will state, quite simply "Nice Hole".

Too bad I want to be cremated.
Maybe I can go half and half.

Comments

[ceasardoesjapan]

If you die anytime soon, Peter D, hell to pay. HELL TO PAY.

[anonymous]

I have to say I hope you don't die soon, but if you do....I don't think the half and half idea is a good one.
You totally need to go into quarters: burn one, bury two, freeze three (in case they find a cure for death in the future), and four...well, you could probably throw it in the landfill so you can be on an episode of CSI or something. :-)
I just realized I'm a very sick person.
--Anita