Cops make me want to piss myself.

[kill_an_emo_kid]

Alright kiddies... story time.

I'll start out by saying that I don't enjoy the telephone. It irritates me to no end, and I am from the school of thought where in order to make the phone stop ringing, you don't answer it, you unplug it. That said, my phone has remained unplugged for about a week. Today I was forced to plug it back in.

I'll also say

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[bigcatpants]

O_<

we all know you smuggle exotic monkeys.

You exotic monkey smuggler.

:)

[kill_an_emo_kid]

Sssshhhh!!!! Hashi! Don't tell!!

::looks around::

They're watching me..

::runs and hides::

shame

[xkenziekinsx]

uh hu yea sure...but theres another side to your story. as the cop is talking you are casually trying to cover the shotgun you keep in your back pocket. but its okay.....no need to worry love....theyll never find the bodies *looks around*

Sshhhh!!!

[kill_an_emo_kid]

Damn it! Why can't any of you people keep my secrets? Erm.. I mean... ::kicks the body back under the bed:: I don't know what you're talking about. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a shotgun that needs cleaning.

[angelofmyblade]

that rocks....i laughed, whats the dille with you and your boy?

[kill_an_emo_kid]

yeah, it's funny now. We're good... we were a little rocky because of stress and distance and such, but we're good now. <3

[angelofmyblade]

thats good <3