Alright kiddies... story time.

I'll start out by saying that I don't enjoy the telephone. It irritates me to no end, and I am from the school of thought where in order to make the phone stop ringing, you don't answer it, you unplug it. That said, my phone has remained unplugged for about a week. Today I was forced to plug it back in.

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Dear Love,

It was fun while it lasted. We laughed, we cried, we laughed so hard we cried. We claimed the stars for us, and they shone bright. I can say without reservation that this past summer was the best I've ever had. Never before had I felt so carefree, so happy, so beautiful. Never before had I truly felt alive. I know now what it is to ( Read more... )

I am a facade. A shell. What I am is what you make me, because I allow it. I am your whore. Your toy to use, abuse, and lose. Feed me a few kind words, stare at my tits, and have your fun while it lasts. Get bored. Toss me aside as easily as you picked me up. Walk away and leave me broken on the floor. Because my feelings are irrelevant to you, but ( Read more... )

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this one is interesting...
1. Think of a word or words you would use to describe me.
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting (or just the funniest), and post it as a reply.
(Explanations are optional.)
4. Post this in your journal.

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I remember the night I found my name written on the beach. The crisp, salty scent of the ocean air. The brightness of the moonlight, and how beautiful it made your eyes look. And I remember the sense of completeness I felt when you wrote your name in the sand, next to mine. The way you looked at me, and instantly I knew I wanted to spend the rest ( Read more... )

Ok.. I was talking to some people and we realized that many categories of things are hilarious when you add the word "anal" to the titles..........

Examples:
Cars: Anal Probe, Anal Eclipse, Anal Focus, Anal Ram, Anal Focus, Anal Excursion, Anal Explorer

Sports Teams: Anal Packers, Anal Rams, Anal Cowboys, Anal Nuggets, Anal Giants, Anal Broncos

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Bow to your god Vanity....

Each day we rise and kill our souls in search of the elusive plastic perfection. We go to such extremes without a second thought to the repercussions; without considering the toll it will take. And through it all we must ask of ourselves-

"Is it worth it?"

And almost indefinitely the answer is.. "yes".

Is this ( Read more... )

I thought that I had very clearly stated that the drama was getting out of hand, and I want no part of it. Apparently those words have too many syllables for some people to comprehend. First of all... I didn't do anything to bring this on. This shit came to me.  I find it funny how I stopped replying to comments 2 days ago, yet certain people still ( Read more... )

I'm so fucking sick of all these backwoods know-nothing bastards talking about how horrible 9/11 was. I mean, yeah, it sucked... but it wasn't that goddamned bad and it's about time people stopped whining and got the fuck over it. Unless a member of your immediate family was maimed and killed, from this point on I refuse to communicate with people ( Read more... )