holy shit bitches is crazy...

-main difference between jobs:

"nick lachey! run this food! clear that table! lacheeeeyyy!"

"yo old man nick, c'mere. what's that short story about the two italian guys that like wine and he cements the other guy in the room? like a cast or something..."

so the two of you are saying goodbye because you're both leaving and she says goodbye and you just keep staring at those hopeful seawater eyes and then she repeats the goodbye with an 'i guess' tailed on the end of it. i mean, you don't really know how to act because to the best of your knowledge, you vomited on this girl four months ago. it's ( Read more... )

disturbed men fucking plastic
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848

also....i have a big ol lump of hash. hash.
charleston

my guns are like your needles cuz we both we shootin up

so this lil situation is INTENSE. and beautiful.
fun fun fun fun fun
three nights a row in a strange bed and we're connecting and loving.

oohhhh shit.

"i used to be extremely scared, but now i'm so glad that it's been replaced by excitement."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(content smile with that faraway look in the eyes)

all ilya does is bitch. about everything to nobody in particular

http://www.petalk.org/sounds/Dog-Laugh%201%20Sec.aiff

dog laughing for jade

seed of chucky is completely ill ( Read more... )

maybe i shouldn't try and get myself involved with a 27 year old.
when i saw her on her first day working, i immediately was repelled, probably due to the fact that i thought she loooked like a goblin, but as of now, i find her face pretty fuckin sexy. shit's crazy. like half the girls i work with are potential lovers

sup ( Read more... )