Olivia's Party

[killbiff]

Frankly, Olivia, I have no sympathy for you not having a party for your birthday or whatever. Just to let you know

Comments

[mindversusheart]

Wait aren't you colorblind?

Not that colorblind...

[killbiff]

I can tell the difference between blue and red.

[lemonhead414]

yea jon youre a douche bag, its only colors that are similar that become hard to tell apart, my little brother for instance sometimes has trouble telling the difference between blue and green.

[mindversusheart]

Forgive me for not knowing the difference I apologize..

[hellogoodsoul]

oh jacob. you are the best.

blue is the color of peace, calm, sadness, loneliness, clarity.

red is the color of fear, death, love, rage, and all that good stuff.

What the hell Jacob?

[killbiff]

What are you talking about jacob??? I'm sad you posted this on our website. How dissapointing.

Re: What the hell Jacob?

[killbiff]

I never had a birthday party until I was 16. Even then, I've only had two, plus the party I threw with Stefanie. You seem to have at least two birthday parties every year, not to mention countless other parties that you may not consider real parties but I do. Not to say that I'm not looking forward to your party, or that I'm not going, but stop trying to get sympathy. Instead, my sympathy will go to people who cannot fold boxes as quickly and efficiently as I.

Re: What the hell Jacob?

[killbiff]

And don't pretend like you didn't want sympathy. See you tomorrow.

Re: What the hell Jacob?

[killbiff]

Olivia is a poopy poopface that eats poop