I'll tell YOU what's a bitch... people. Here's a list of things pissing me off right now ( Read more... )

I just realized that, although I already do consider Forrest Gump to be the most awesome, kick-ass hick in the history of Alabama, I never thought about how he kicks some serious hippie ass ( Read more... )

Oh Jacob, im sorry. I remember talking about this midnight showing of Back to the Future for at least a week prior to the night. Let me just say that nobody gets drunk like people in Santa Barbara... you know it's out of control when you think wednesday is a part of the extended weekend. And nobody does coke like my ex-suite mate... anywho, I ( Read more... )

I can't believe how unkempt this "lj" is, I must change this ( Read more... )

1) You can never ever be slutty enough ( Read more... )

The nineteen laws of Santa Cruz ( Read more... )

Frankly, Olivia, I have no sympathy for you not having a party for your birthday or whatever. Just to let you know ( Read more... )

So... lots and lots are leaving for college like me and i didnt have a graduation or birthday party so i'm going to have a 3 in 1 party @ my house as closure to say goodbye and hopefully make sara buy me the nightmare before christmas dvd that she said shed get me two birthdays ago ( Read more... )

Let me tell you a little story ( Read more... )

I can't bring myself to make fun of this guy because he did, after all, lose a brother. And although he's misguided and ignorant, and none of this gives him an excuse to be a bitch, he did lose a brother at a very young and vulnerable age ( Read more... )