Santa Cruz must be DESTROYED!!!

[killbiff]

The nineteen laws of Santa Cruz

Comments

[lemonhead414]

damn, that place sounds shitty

[hellogoodsoul]

jacob it sounds like you're going to have to use santa cruz as an experiment to gather material for future great novels, thanks for making me laugh.

[addqueen]

I can't believe that nathan had sex before I did!!!! I'm so fucking upset about that!

P.S. I love you and I'm coming to visit as soon as I can.

P.S.S santa cruz does weird things to people. My brother used to be the meat eating champian of the world, now he's a vegan. I say throw meat at them like in the movie PCU.

[killbiff]

Or like in Napoleon Dynamite, when Uncle Rico throws a steak at Napoleon