man. i fucking love A1 steak sauce.

with all my body (even my pipi).

when i was little, my grandma used to make us a little snack that consisted of cutting hotdogs in half, splitting the halves into four parts joined at an end. when fried in a pan..they would curl up. she'd calll them 'pulpitos' because they looked like octopus. i always liked eating that ( Read more... )

so i got a job. and its crappy.
i was already thinking of ways to tell them i'm quitting, two weeks before i even started working.

does anyone have any good excuses besides "i'm moving' or "i'm dying?"

catholic churches are funny:

in the unity of the h-o-o-o-ly spir-i-i-it. forever and e-e-e-e-e-e-ver.

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

creationism? haha. feel the wrath of god, kansas.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060401/ap_on_sc/killer_bees

i overheard a car dealership commercial today. and the spokesperson for the dealership stated that 'he wanted to be the best dealer on his street' and i thought that was pretty funny.

i miss my jeep ( Read more... )

i had something incredibly profound to say and i forgot it. maybe ill remember.

i guess i'll just say that my girlfriend's pretty cute. well...when she's nice.

i had a dream that i had one of those nifty pocket sized electric beard trimmmers. i'm also pretty sure i could grow a beard in my dream.

before i forget. one of the most enlightening experiences ive had in a while has been taking my car through an automatic carwash at a shell station and sitting in there while listening to gustavo santaolalla.

quite possibly the most inspiring and uplifting 4-5 minutes in the past 6 months.