my cell phone is a piece of shit.

does anyone happen to have an old, unused cingular phone? I'll take anything because i really need a phone. its gotta be one with an interchagneable SIM card..thing

i need one for reeeaaal =(

college advisor: "my suggestion to you is to pick a major, because you wont be able to take any higher division classes until you do so"

shit.

i need a plastic handgrenade. the pineapple kind. if any one has one...or comes across one, buy it for me and ill pay you back.

-i realized i havent watched an episode of Conan O'Brien in months. how sick is that ( Read more... )

you better beleive im not done talking shit about news stations ( Read more... )

i find it incredibly ridiculous that after every shitty tropical depression we get, every news station puts up their own propaganda praising their un-ending coverage of the storm ( Read more... )

i love looking through the mail and finding a victoria's secret catalog addressed to my grandmother

in the words of the late Fred Flinstone:

"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

if we apply all the collision physics we learn from car crashes in action movies, im pretty certain that about 60 percent of car accidents would end in a tremendous fireball ( Read more... )

so i accidentaly cut off a dread today. it looks weird in my hand.

i wonder if this petite tradgedy will eventually signal the downfall of an empire. an end of an era. it freaks me out, man.

i hate the corcoran because they keep sending me shit. im not a student and i havent been for the past two years. (but i really wanna be)


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