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Change we can smoke weed in
Hi everyone! After a long, thoughtful G-chat convo with Ivy ("All I can bring myself to update is my Flickr"), I have decided to write something here in Livejournal to see if I am still capable of expressing human emotion. However, in another, equally indulgent walk down memory lane, I am going to a party at the Claw tonight (do people still call ( Read more... ) -
Laughing... out loud
Josh just posted this on the internet. I legitimately guffawed for a full minute.
Guess which one is Emily and which one is my friend in Mombassa, Kenya ( Read more... ) -
Question about coffee/soymilk interaction!
What makes soymilk curdle in coffee? This only happens to me sometimes. I have a couple theories. They are probs wrong ( Read more... ) -
FUNNY COMMINIQUE FROM OFFICE OF PUBLIC AFFAIRS
Guys! Check out this hilarious e-mail I got from the OPA at CUA ( Read more... ) -
The Most Fucking Retarded List of All Time?
I was just reading the "Best Week Ever" blog, which I do not read very often. In fact, this was the first time I had ever read it, and boy, was I shocked ( Read more... ) -
Sorry
A lot of you guys were confused about the term "puffy." This is understandable, because it is a word I made up. (I did not completely pull it out of my ass, but I changed its usage enough to make it incomprehensible.) I am glad you guys have come to me with these concerns. They are valid.
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Ugh
So I just got this sweet new puffy from J. Crew. It was on sale and it is bright red (specifically, "wild poppy") and it matches my nail polish. ("So Poppy." Sally Hansen Hard as Nails.) I am feeling pretty cool and Go Me, etc, until I walk into the comp lab and see some bitch wearing the EXACT SAME ONE. Goddamnit, whore. It is final sale and I ( Read more... ) -
Woot... woot?
Guys! I got the best grade in my religion class on the test we just got back.
It was a 78.
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