last update, 85 weeks ago. life is good. sitting on my porch drinking a bloody mary on a sunday afternoon reading a book. pondering how i got home last night and why my pants are dirty like i fell down a well. i havent read a book in a few years, but i finished one yesterday and it felt really good. i started another one today that i have had on my ( Read more... )

Anyone who doesn't eat oatmeal for breakfast is a communist!

It's 11 and I still feel drunk. I threw up lots of jack in the box last night. i don't know why though. I only had like a dozen beers. I think it might have been the pasta salad my mom gave me.

This weekend was Viva Las Vegas once again. I've been working pretty much since last year to save money and get my car ready to make this a good ass trip. The caddy looked fucking awesome going down the road and sitting in the lot. The drive up there was fucking awesome. We ran in to a little rain but it was all good. We got to vegas and started ( Read more... )

The week of peace is over in my neighborhood. My neighbors are lucky they even get a week. Emissions testing is over though and the van passed once again with flying colors. First thing I did when I got home...you guessed it. Took the exhaust back off. FUCK YEAH is all I can say...til next year ( Read more... )

So i was driving the van on the way to work and i was pushing the gas pedal down past the floor. i swear i could feel it going through. i had about 2 miles to go until my exit. i hit 95 and was still pushing. i noticed my odometer hit ...999. at this point i figured i was going to somehow flip over, read 666 and burn. i was coming around a curve ( Read more... )

I woke up on a couch wondering how i got there. We went to jordan's for breakfast and it was good. The best bed is another human and the best pillow is a dog. Doing body work on the caddy today got me thinking about what I want to do. I can't wait to move out. I'll be able to do so much more of the things I for some reason don't do now. My art is ( Read more... )

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So yesterday i got a letter from myself. it was a class thing we did in 2001. the first piece of paper in the envelope was a "disclaimer" that said, "do not read if you are weak at heart and what not or if you will laugh at all this crazy stuff even though i know you, and you will." so i read this letter to me from me. it was fucking hilarious. ( Read more... )