"Hey how'd the blind date go?"

"Oh it went well, up until I went over to his place... You know, when you guys joke about your porn collections, I always thought 'collection' was a figure of speech..."

"Oh... no..."

"He had a wall."

"Man, I usually wait until the 3rd date to show off my wall o' porn."

I am never going to a grocery store on the morning of Thanksgiving ever again ( Read more... )

I've always hated rollercoasters ( Read more... )

I think I had a mid life crisis.

Well not really a mid life crisis, more of a, holy shit I just broke up with a hot girl crisis, which one could argue is very much the same thing?

After breakups/rejections/existential crisis, I usually end up throwing myself at something, anything. In this case I started climbing. Signed up for a membership at a ( Read more... )

So the last 365 days have been... interesting.  I was driving back from a halloween party when I really began to think about it.  I found myself alone with River, in the dark, listening to Ocean Avenue while probably driving a whole lot faster than I should have ( Read more... )

"Alright, what're you thinking about.. I can hear the wheels turning up there and frankly it worries me."

About 3 and a half years ago I wrote this.

It's a bucket list of sorts.

I'd like to make a revision to it:

Things I Want to do Before I die, revision 3

(In no particular order)

1. Go  Kite Boarding/Surfing
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"Seriously we go watch a musical and now you guys think you're all cultured or some shit?!"

4.7 miles in 29 minutes on a bum ankle.

Fuck yea I'm running this weekend.